The FIB Network

1man1vote can’t help but wonder if Russell Simmons will ever revive his DEF Comedy Jam show, now that he has relieved himself of duty from his company amid sexual harassment accusations. Because Limbaugh’s new comedy routine is ripe for laughs.

   On his December 12th show he presented his most laughable theory ever, when he suggested that Democrats have scripted the downfall of Weinstein, Spacey, Conyers, Frankel and everybody else – just to build a case against Trump for

his transgressions.

   Just weeks ago he was gloating that the democrats are totally inept and disorganized, and now he thinks they are so wickedly clever that they were able to start harrassing women twenty years ago, like Roy Moore, in order to develop a narrative that could be used against conservatives at a later date.

Come on man. #grasping@straws

Thin Skull Rule

The eggshell skull rule (or thin skull rule or you take your victim as you find him rule of the common law) is a well-established legal doctrine used in some tort law systems, with a similar doctrine applicable to criminal law. It means that frailty of the injured person is not a defense in a tort case.

In other words. If you hit a hemophiliac in the nose and he bleeds to death. That’s murder.
If TRUMP asks Russia to produce Hillary’s e-mails and he’s not on the stage at the IMPROV, that shit ain’t a joke, Limbaugh. Maybe your audience is stupid but, your daddy was a lawyer. Don’t pretend like you didn’t know.

Poor Sean

December 5th 2017. Day two of the Hannity Show and still no mention of “The Tweet”, in which the POTUS admitted that as the nation’s top law enforcement officer, he was aware of Michael Flynn’s criminal activities – lying to the FBI, and did not report the crimes.

He has yet to come up with a lie that will cover the obvious obstruction of justice. Instead he is back, focusing on the Hillary Clinton email server.

Moore Facts

Candidate Moore has been accused of fiddling with high school girls when he was in his thirties. All we have are a series of accusations. The fact that he was in his thirties when his now wife was in high school, is a fact and certainly seems to support a pattern, but there is no evidence that he knew her when she was underaged.

According to one of Moore’s lawyers, it is not uncommon for a couple to hook up without any knowledge of their respective ages. Clearly the lawyer is the stage for an “I didn’t know” defense. I have never practiced law in Alabama, so ignorance of the law may in fact be defensible in that sovereign state.

Roy “boy” Moore

Roy Moore was 38 when he married his 24 year old wife.

There is no evidence that he took her to the prom when he was 30 and she was 16, but the very idea does support a certain pattern. In full disclosure, Rapper Jay-Z married 28 year old Beyonce when he was 41. There is no evidence that he dated her or any of her classmates when she was in high school.

Should Bill Handel Be Fired?

 I wouldn’t be so pissed about KFI AM morning drive host William Wolf Handel calling Florida Congresswoman Fredrica Wilson a “cheap sleazy Democratic whore”, had he specified that she is a “cheap sleazy Democratic POLITICAL whore “.

     I don’t know if even that is true, but at least we could hide behind the obviously bad joke by saying that It was political satire. As much as I dislike equivalency arguments, I can’t help but wonder if he would have gone in on Senator Diane Feinstein with such venom.

     One would think that in the middle of this Cosby, O’Reilly, Weinstein faux pas, a dude with his experience would have sense enough to mind his tone in public, especially while seated in front of a top rated blowtorch of a radio microphone, but in light of the glaring silence, I suppose that he correctly calculated that there would be no outcry in support of a mere black female.

     Not only does Handel hold the top rated show in the market but he was recently inducted into the National Radio Hall of Fame, and he’s a solid veteran. I have even talked to him on his weekend “Handel on The Law Show.” I actually like(d) the guy,  but I’m sure that he would tell me that we all have to watch our own back.

     His boss, Robin Bertolucci seems to be a solid program director who always seems to spot the best talent and put them in the right time slot. Handel is making them some serious money, so she has put him in social media jail for a few days suspension, and apparently plans to sneak him back into the lineup if the outcry dies down. Unlike Don Imus, who was banished from his TV show for calling a group of sisters “nappy headed Hos”, and John and Ken who disappeared from a sweet ratings bonanza when John told Terri-Rae Elmer that she had “a nice set”, it looks like a man can call a woman anything he choses if the price is right. Loose lips have been known to sink ships, careers and ratings.

Congresswoman Wilson is just a black woman, described as whacky by her own commander in chief, so who cares – I guess. iHeart radio distributes the Handel show and the station, so maybe FM radio star Big Boy should take a knee for the congresswoman, and raise a stink on his morning drive hip hop show @ KRRL. Station KRRL is also a nationally distributed iHeart Radio station, and Big Boy is a regular guest on Julie Chen’s CBS daytime TV show, “The Talk”. Maybe they should talk about Handel’s attack on a woman congressional leader.


How To Stop Mass Killings And Terrorism

Well, its happened again.
Another example of mass murder, opening up the jaw jacking about gun control. In a few days we will have our few more moments of silence and the church will say Amen. We can go back to talking about North Korea, the Russians, and the evil Colin Kaepernick.

We are unlikely to ever stop terrorism unless we kill them all. The same can be said about 2nd amendment fanatics. We will have to learn to live with them unless we can remove their incentive to bother us. In both cases the shooters are looking for acceptance, and a way out that in their narrow little minds will make them famous. Martyrdom is what the terrorists call it. Here in America, we like to call it suicide by cop, gang activity or mental disturbance. It all comes down to martyrdom. The damn fool wants to go out in a blaze of glory, and we oblige the damn fool, splashing his name and picture all over the 24 hour news cycle. The celebrity only serves to create the next damn foo, and incentivize his murderous rampage.

How can we remove the incentive?
Step 1. When we catch the damn fool, throw away their ID and never mention their damn fool name in the news, so there will be no fame, no glory.

Step 2. Let his family file missing person reports and worry about the damn fool for the rest of their miserable lives. They deserve to suffer at least as much as their relative’s victims. They should have raised him better.

Step 3. Wrap the body in bacon, if they are Muslim (they can’t get into heaven wrapped in pork). Sources say that Israelis hang packages of pork inside public transportation. Apparently martyrs can’t or won’t blow themselves up in the presence of the pork, because it will mix with their remains in the explosion and taint their chances to evolve to paradise. No virgins for this damn fool.

No incentive. We win.

Temporary Tax Cuts Are Coming

Here Comes The Flim Flam Man.
Coming for your votes any way he can.
 “Massive tax cuts”. “Responsible tax cuts”. “Read my lips, no new taxes…
We’ve heard them, had them, and read them time and time again. Each time the GOP manages to elect another chief executive, the main plank of his agenda is always the promise of generous tax cuts that will save the day.
We always get the cuts and once the fat cats use their cash to buy some personal watercrafts, and some new automation for their factories, the lay-offs come down and the tax rates go back up to recoup the loss revenue. They always claim to be in favor of tax cuts and against government assistance for non tax payers, but any non-biased accountant will tell you that a tax cut is government assistance for tax payers. Any honest assessment of every tax cut that we have seen since Ronald Reagan has been at best a temporary windfall that stimulates the economy just long enough to engage in prominent double talk during the next mid-term election. Then quietly a more sobering tone sweeps their consciousness and they are forced to ease the taxes back up, under the weight of the sinking ship. We all know it, but it works every time that it is tried and then it fails every time that it works.
George W. Bush at least came up with a novel idea. His administration devised an innovative variation on the same old theme. They promised tax cuts, and delivered them in the form of a $300. instant payout to every man woman and rent paying recipient of their voter bribery scheme. There were smiles galore. An instant tax cut, that seemingly returned your own money to you with no questions asked, no Form 1040, no schedule C, and with no accounting fees required. The check simply arrived in your mailbox for you to pleasure yourself and your family, while stimulating the economy. But who knew that the windfall was deep undercover, and while wearing it’s sheep’s clothing well, it turned out to be a drooling and snarling wolf that bit you on the ass the very next year. That’s when your accountant got the news that the $300 would have to be considered as part of last year’s INCOME, and declared as such on next year’s 1040.
Sucker. It was slight of hand like all others. The truth was on the table, but by the time the Flim Flam man finished moving it around under his shells – your tax cut evaporated and you would have to wait another 4 – maybe 8 years for the game to seem new again. That’s when it will be delivered by the new GOP shyster.
The Trump 3 ring circus has thrilled and entertained us all for the past 9 months, and now its time to get down to some serious pocket picking. Let the games begin.



It’s simple.
DACA is a defacto TREATY. These people came out of the shadows and turned themselves in with an understanding that the U.S.A. would not break its promise.
Why should anybody trust us ever again. The world is watching and our word ain’t shit.
But this is no suprise. This is how he runs his business. He welches on deals, files bankruptcy, and filibusters court cases with delays.
The indigenous people called it “speak with forked tongue.”
I call it lying.